I tried to post earlier but it had to be checked before i was approved, so im not sure if my original post will be seen so
i'll start again.
Hi everyone im john, aka mr fantabulous, and im 38 from manchester. I happened to come by this place by accident as i post on another board called the british pub and when i did a yuku search, this place was also on the list. Is it mainly brits that post here? Anyway, pleased to meet you all and heres a joke to break the ice......john
Mary Murphy is 6 months pregnant and is on her way for a scan at the hospital. She was let down for a lift at the last moment and had to rely on her dumb brother, Paddy for a lift.
All was going well till paddy forgot he was driving and veered off the road and crashed into a tree. He ended up without a scratch but his sister ended up in a coma and didnt wake for 6 months. When she woke, she noticed she didnt have a bump and shouted for the doctor.....
Mary....."Doctor, where's my baby?"
Doctor...."Dont worry mrs murphy, you're babies are fine!"
Mary....."Babies?"
Doctor...."Yes, you had twins, a boy and a girl......Unfortunately there were complications when they were born as they were very weak, so we rushed to get them christened, so your brother named them"
Mary....Holy, mary mother of god!!!....Anybody but dat bleedin' eeejut!! He's da reason i was in a coma!!...Ok, what did he call my daughter?
Doctor......He named her denise
Mary.....Oh tank god!! Maybe he's not as daft as i tort!!....What's my son called??"
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Doctor......"He named him denephew"
Hi everyone im john, aka mr fantabulous, and im 38 from manchester. I happened to come by this place by accident as i post on another board called the british pub and when i did a yuku search, this place was also on the list. Is it mainly brits that post here? Anyway, pleased to meet you all and heres a joke to break the ice......john
Mary Murphy is 6 months pregnant and is on her way for a scan at the hospital. She was let down for a lift at the last moment and had to rely on her dumb brother, Paddy for a lift.
All was going well till paddy forgot he was driving and veered off the road and crashed into a tree. He ended up without a scratch but his sister ended up in a coma and didnt wake for 6 months. When she woke, she noticed she didnt have a bump and shouted for the doctor.....
Mary....."Doctor, where's my baby?"
Doctor...."Dont worry mrs murphy, you're babies are fine!"
Mary....."Babies?"
Doctor...."Yes, you had twins, a boy and a girl......Unfortunately there were complications when they were born as they were very weak, so we rushed to get them christened, so your brother named them"
Mary....Holy, mary mother of god!!!....Anybody but dat bleedin' eeejut!! He's da reason i was in a coma!!...Ok, what did he call my daughter?
Doctor......He named her denise
Mary.....Oh tank god!! Maybe he's not as daft as i tort!!....What's my son called??"
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Doctor......"He named him denephew"
