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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>A Norfolk aquarium has taken action to prevent flatulence from a Brussels sprout-eating turtle from triggering overflow alarms.</p>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Fox takes tube station escalator ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>An urban fox stunned London Underground passengers by calmly taking an escalator to navigate a tube station.</h2>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Mythical white stag found in the forests of Gloucestershire ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">White stags have long been associated with mythology and legend, an elusive yet magnificent beast.</font></p>

<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">King Arthur was left frustrated by his attempts to capture one, as were the Kings and Queens of Narnia, who chased
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<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">But photographer Ken Grindle has managed to get a... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Best welcome home EVER as excited pet dog greets soldier back from Afghanistan ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>A moving video showing an excited dog welcoming a soldier home from Afghanistan has become a YouTube hit.</p>

<p>Six-year-old Gracie, a golden retriever, is seen jumping into the lap of her beloved master Lieutenant Andrew Schmidt, rolling over and wriggling in joy
after he returned safely to his home in Springfield, Virginia, USA.</p>

<p>The video was shot by his wife Jen, who opens the door of their house to let out a barking Gracie for the emotional homecoming.</p>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The 60 kittens with just six days to live ... because no-one wants to give them a home in the credit ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">Resting in a row, these three kittens - just a few weeks old - are looking for nothing more than care and
friendship.</font></p>

<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">But they - along with 57 other kittens and 23 adult cats - will be dead within the week, the victims of a the credit
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<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">Their current home normally operates as a last hope for cats, an &#39;overflow&#39; facility which... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Wealthy householder poisoned her neighbour's cats with anti-freeze... to stop them urinating on her ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The next time you spot a great tit in the garden, beware... it's a meat-eating killer ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Mother-of-three 'staged bloody pit bull fights at her home' ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ New photos of the Lochness monsters cousin, the Shenango monster! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Whilst I was out working today Donna and her boyfriend went for a walk, these are the pictures,
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why monkeys are hairy little headbangers ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>They have wild shaggy manes that are perfect for tossing about and are known to bite the heads off rodents.
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<p>Unsurprising, then, that tamarin monkeys are big heavy metal fans.
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<p>When a group of cottontop tamarins were played a variety of types of music, from classical to jazz, only the songs by hard rock bands such as Metallica
caused them to react.
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<p>Rather than making them agitated, the loud, fast-paced tracks had a calming effect, a US study found.... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Dog owner who let his labrador balloon to 11st fined... but avoids ban on keeping pets ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">A dog owner who allowed his labrador to balloon to 11 stone has escaped a ban on keeping pets.</font></p>

<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">Ten-year-old Ben was three times his proper weight, and was unable to walk more than a few steps before collapsing
with exhaustion.</font></p>

<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">By the time he was rescued by the RSPCA, his collar was so tight it had dug into his neck, leaving a painful gaping... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ US wolf hunt begins despite legal challenge ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>The first legal wolf hunt in 30 years has started in America&#39;s Rocky Mountains.</h2>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Love your cat?  Why you should keep him inside. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="CommentsOnStory"></div><span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder_article_NavWebPart_Article_ctl00___Author1__" class="articleAuthor">Tess
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<p>Would a bell have stopped Sylvester from chasing Tweety?</p>

<p>Unlikely.</p>

<p>And you probably don&#39;t have much chance of discouraging your own putty tat from going after the... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Zepper's a GOOD BOY!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Earlier in this summer a ground hog decided to move under my porch.  It took me sometime to figure out that was where he was living.  After a few close calls
with the Zep he decided to move out.  About a week ago he returned.  That really pissed off Zep.  Tonight Zep was freaking out.  I looked out the window and
saw the little bugger.  I put Zep on the rope and quietly opened the door.  Wow, amazing, really awe inspiring how fast a motivated dog can move and how
quickly a ground hog can be... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Poisoner on the prowl: Cat owners in fear as eight pets are killed on one street ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>When two of her beloved cats died unexpectedly within weeks of each other, Karen John wanted her neighbours to avoid the same heartache.
<br></p>

<p>But a letter warning them that pets might be at risk from poison put out for rats has uncovered alarming evidence that a cat killer could be on the prowl.
<br></p>

<p>A total of eight cats have now been revealed to have died in the same street within weeks of each other  -  all with similar symptoms including kidney
failure.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Eddie the male tortoiseshell kitten who is Britain's rarest cat ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Eddie the cat has defied genetics and odds of 400,000 to one after he was born a MALE tortoiseshell.</p>

<p>Vet Karen Horne was stunned to discover the black and ginger tom, who overturns the normal laws of biology.
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<p>She said she named him after the cross-dressing comic Eddie Izzard because &#39;he is essentially a boy dressed in girls&#39; clothing.&#39;</p>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Baby sitting ]]></title>
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<p>I am baby sitting today.  My daughter and her boyfriend are visiting and went to Pittsburgh for the day.  OMG!  They are both 2, big strong and love to
play.  Sometimes its hard to know if they are playing, but thus far its just rough house wrestling. 
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<p>    It would be comical if it weren&#39;t so scarry.  My dog keeps grabbing a bone and offering one side to Maggie.  Then... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Don't you want us? Crisis at rescue centre as Britons turn their backs on cats ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">You&#39;d have to be heartless to resist those bright little eyes, that soft fur and the pleading mews.
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<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">Well it seems that we are.
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<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="2">There has been a dramatic drop in the number of people wanting a kitten or cat from the Battersea Dogs &amp; Cats
Home in London.</font></p>

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