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			<description><![CDATA[ <font color="#0000FF" size="4">Does nobody use the chat room here? I&#39;ve been on my jack jones for a while in there now, but fortunately i get turned on by
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font color="#0000FF" size="4">I tried to post earlier but it had to be checked before i was approved, so im not sure if my original post will be seen so
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Hi everyone im john, aka mr fantabulous, and im 38 from manchester. I happened to come by this place by accident as i post on another board called the british
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			<title><![CDATA[ 999 Call for Hamster Under Floorboards ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ In this situation: Pull up floorboards, retrieve hamster. Tempt out with sunflower seeds if necessary. Problematic? Maybe. Emergency? NO
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			<description><![CDATA[ In this situation: Pull up floorboards, retrieve hamster. Tempt out with sunflower seeds if necessary. Problematic? Maybe. Emergency? NO
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Bill's iconic theme tune scrapped after 25 years ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>It has been one of the most hummed-along-to theme tunes on British television for the past 25 years.</p>

<p>But now it has been revealed that TV bosses are to scrap the well-known music for The Bill, because it is not dramatic enough.
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<p>The familiar tune, accompanied by the sight of two constables feet as they patrol a street, has been a feature of TV viewing for two-and-a-half decades.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Schools bar parents from sports day... to keep out paedophiles ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Parents have been banned from attending their children&#39;s sports day in an extraordinary measure to protect pupils from child abductors and
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<p>More than 270 pupils from four primary schools took part in the event - but there were no spectators because the organisers said they could not prevent
&#39;unsavoury&#39; characters from sneaking onto school grounds for it.</p>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Rabbit-obsessed US woman found in hotel room with a dozen bunnies ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>An Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits has been returned to prison after police found her in a hotel room with more than a dozen bunnies.</h2>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Bulgaria accused of exterminating wild dogs ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>Authorities act to protect tourists, but are accused of indiscriminate killing of wild dogs. Linus Moran reports.</h2>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Turkish gameshow attempts to convert atheists ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>A new gameshow on Turkish television will pit rabbis, imams, monks and priests against each other in an attempt to convert sworn aetheists to their
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>Temperatures touched 90F (32C), the hottest day since summer 2006 as Britain continued to battle a heatwave, although parts of the country were hit by
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			<title><![CDATA[ Iran: British embassy staff 'played part in post-election protests' and will be tried ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2>The head of Iran&#39;s Guardians Council said on Friday that British embassy staff had played a role in violent protests following the country&#39;s
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      <p>By our foreign staff and agencies in Tehran
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			<title><![CDATA[ Does the school placement system need reform? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><strong>A council which was due to prosecute a parent over schools admission has withdrawn its action. How far should parents go to ensure a good education
for their children?
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<img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46005000/jpg/_46005929_primarykidsbooks.jpg" alt="image"></strong>
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Harrow Council withdrew its prosecution after it became unclear that it could do so using the Fraud Act 2006. The leader of Harrow Council has called on the
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			<title><![CDATA[ Will you be watching Murray? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong>Andy Murray will battle Andy Roddick for a place in the Wimbledon men&#39;s singles final. Who will you be supporting?
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<br></strong>Murray, ranked as the third best player in the world, is the first Briton since Tim Henman in 2002 to reach the semis. The last British finalist
was Bunny Austin back in 1938.
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At stake is a possible meeting with five-times... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ BBC Website Running S l o w l y? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi all,
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The BBC website is one of my internet favourites, particularly for news.
<br>
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However since the date Michael Jackson died, it&#39;s been running very slowly when I&#39;ve been on it. Don&#39;t know if that&#39;s because my laptop has a
few minor problems or because all the MJ fans are on there looking for updates.
<br>
<br>
Anyone else notice this?
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J ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Pictures of the Nanny State stating the obvious ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="3">It may seem obvious that things left out in the rain will get wet.</font></p>

<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="3">Not obvious enough, though, for authorities in central London, who have responded to the danger of damp public
benches by sticking notices on them, warning: &#39;Caution: seats may become wet.&#39;</font></p>

<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="3">Meanwhile, in Brighton the risks of water are highlighted by a sign saying:... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ THIRD of Scottish MSPs snub Queen's visit to celebrate 10th anniversary of their £430million parliam ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Horror as two-year-old girl is strangled to death by 8ft pet python ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em" size="3">A two-year-old girl has been strangled to death in her bed by a pet python which escaped from its cage in the middle
of the night.
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<p><font size="3"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em">The eight-foot Burmese python broke out of a terrarium and killed toddler</font> <font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em">Shaiunna Hare</font> <font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em">in her bedroom in Florida.</font></font></p>

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